Q. I have read your Frequently Asked Questions, do they apply to me?
A. Yes, they do.
Q. I’m confused, I have a very large penis and a yacht, do they *really* apply to me?
A. Yes, they do.
Q. Why aren’t you answering my call/text/email?
A. There are a number of reasons I may not answer:
My phone is answered 10am until midnight Monday to Friday.Please do not continue to call and text as my phone is on silent and in my work bag.
I am with a client and it would be rude to answer your call. If this is the case you will divert to voicemail. Please leave your name and any questions or booking details and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
You are calling from a withheld number.
You are blacklisted.
Q. What makes you blacklist someone?
If you have been blacklisted I will send you a text message letting you know. You will then be added to my phones very useful blacklist function.By being vigorous in elimination of Time Wasters I have more time to spend with my genuine clients.I will automatically blacklist anyone who:
Asks for a discount
Repeatedly asks for services I don’t offer
Asks for bareback
Is obviously looking for wank material (What are you wearing? etc)
Is aggressive or abusive
Has wasted my time before
Speaks to me in a way I do not like.
Q. Do you offer all services listed?
A. Yes. I don’t charge extra for anal or CIM however anal is at my discretion. If you’re a “big boy” you’d better be prepared to give my bum some attention to get things ready before we try anal.
Q. Do you do role plays or costumes?
A. Yes! I especially enjoy dressing up as a School girl.
Q. Do you do Bareback?
A. No!Not now and not ever. If you would like Bareback please search for someone in the area who offers this service.No I will not make an exception for you, not just this once, no not for more money, not for all the tea in China!
IF YOU ASK DURING A BOOKING I WILL END THE SESSION WITH NO REFUND.
Q. Do you need a Driver / Photographer?
A. No thank you, I already have both.
Q. Will you wear something special for me?
A. Yes, I have a huge wardrobe to cater for all tastes from lacy lingerie to uniforms and fetishwear so I will be happy to wear a specific item, outfit or type of clothing for you – just let me know when you book.
Q. How much notice do you need?
A. Incalls – least 1 hour, Outcalls – at least 2 hours